Mrs Benie Boo Cucumberpatch...

..... Is a skank... ;-;
I havent ranted on dA yet, have I?... Just to everyone else... Friends, family, you name 'em - I've discussed this with 'em....
I still havent gotten over Benie Boo getting married... Plus Im a tad bitter, Benie Boo, Hiddles and Martin Freeman were on the Isle of Wight as my ferry went past to get to France.... ;-;
So, I have kinda gone round mouthing off his Misses ever since... Like this morning my mum ask if I had my bus pass (which is in a Sherlock case with Cucumberpatchs face on the front) and I was like I do, but I hate it now... As I glared at Benie... And she was like oh well then I'll give it to the gay guy at work, he loves him! And I was like no! He just married a skank! I dunno who she is, what her name is or what she looks like! Shes just a skank!! And my mum fired back that she looks kinda like me... I died inside, shots were fired, I felt the burn.... Or today at school I was talking to my friend and again I said she was a skank etc. and he was like I think she was a volunteer- *I glared at him...* .... For ex-skanks... Then later it came back up in conversation and I ended up saying "Benedict Cumberbatch is a skank, Mrs. Cumberbatch is a skank, everyone who attaches themselves to the surname cumberbatch is a skank!.... Everyone but ME!! I'll be waiting! I dont care if hes gunna get old!! Hes my Benie Boo!!" at that point he burst into laughter... I think I need help... No, I do need help.... Im Benedicted... Cumberbatched...